If you keep screwing up XP by looking at porn consider one of these

I got traces, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Stare at this for ages to get what is going on

I am back on the beer!!!!!!!

She made IRC Images

I feel an update coming

What do you get a girl who has everything..

No FAP Key

Before you ask....

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

Left Tit Blue

Been Busy at work - here is a nice facial1!

How to totally screw up the formatting of you blog part 2

I be smackin up bitch-ho's and pop caps in the po-po's ass

I have been working like a slave, lesley left big brother and maxwell snogged saskia so therefore my entire life is dedicated to beating up prostitues and killing policemen so in hommage to my current occupation here is a gun holstered by an ass

Dot To Dot For The Kids!!!

Fun with Google Suggest

A reader sent this in knocking saskia's tats off the index page....

Gonad Theft Auto

Patch your Copy Now!!!

I want one....

You did it!! The celebdaq shares will rocket!!111!!11!!

The power of three (this is an unfunny charmed joke)

Her foot is in a cast so no showers/jacuzzi pics for *2 weeks* so here is an extra special picture for you

Apologies for the lack of updates/pics not working work got a bit hectic normal service resumes now...

This is taking the piss....

What is up with her hand?

Did I mention I'm not drinking?

09016 16 16 05

When straight chicks les up...

During



After

Important Big Brother News

You don't really care about Big Brother 6 at all really, do you?

Anyway, seems as I am the only one watching it I just thought I would let you know that Lesley (or "Lesleh" or "Fat Les" or This Link) is up for nomination this week and seems as everyone* else is going to vote for her, you can too on 09016 16 16 05 (calls cost 35p, mobile and other network rates may vary) or text LESLEY to 64404 (35p plus your STD network rate)**

*by everyone please use the word no-one

**really you want to text C to 84599 (£1.50 plus your operator's standard text charge) and donate your Live8 Tickets to me

OK, I admit the oiled up lesbian feature was not all it promised to be - normal service resumes immediately

"Ooooh, Lesleh"

Oiled Up Lesbian Action

Except you can't actually see anything really, but trust me, this is lesley puting oil on her chest before/after jumping into bed with Vanessa, then Makosi decided she wanted in too and the three of the them spent an hour in bed together.

In my limited experience an hour to a lesbian in bed is like premature ejaculation or somthing, it is a know FACT that *proper* lesbians spend no less than 8.27 hours on average having sex as I takes .27 hours to work out how it is going to fit and *at least* 8 hours actually fitting it.

Then they get Tonsillitis.

Either way more of this kind of action is almost certain to get more than just a one-liner out of me.... SEND IN THE DONKEYS!!!!

So I sent the wife to get the overdraft limit increased....

Probably the best willow image in the world...

It took nearly a week....

But we got the tits at last... now where are Saskia's? Anyone?

Reasons for avoiding a "tech blog" - 1

And You Think She Is Boring....

Yum.

22 Women Later Saskia Still Looks Needy

LEZLEY_LOVZ_U

The Original


With MS Paint



With Deface Option

That quote is not made up (by me anyway)

Play with Lesley http://www.faceparty.com/lesley_luvz_u (and I read not to bother with the Adult Service signup - no kittens will be killed today)