Important Big Brother News

You don't really care about Big Brother 6 at all really, do you?

Anyway, seems as I am the only one watching it I just thought I would let you know that Lesley (or "Lesleh" or "Fat Les" or This Link) is up for nomination this week and seems as everyone* else is going to vote for her, you can too on 09016 16 16 05 (calls cost 35p, mobile and other network rates may vary) or text LESLEY to 64404 (35p plus your STD network rate)**

*by everyone please use the word no-one

**really you want to text C to 84599 (£1.50 plus your operator's standard text charge) and donate your Live8 Tickets to me