FUCKING HUGE UPDATE! FUCKING MASSIVE POST! THE INTERNET KNOWS WHERE I LIVE!!!!11!!!one!11

You need google earth

Let's see how many times this post is repeated over the next season....

What I am going to do to my kids...

Chobot

I never took this lesson

I actually find this erotic....

Why Upgrade to Windows Vista?

If a stranger leaves comments why don't YOU????

I know Ben, I know

BUSINESS AS USUAL

Yes yes, I ripped this off Idiot Toys, OK..

BadgersNadgers goes Google

It's funny how you find someone attractive AFTER you have seen their tats....

Weeeeeeee....................

I have to credit this one

Now drag the bitch by her hair and throw her accross the screen.....

Do you reckon it's ginger?

She's a lezzer right? Let's make her kiss a huge glass cock...

Cats

Fucking cats are everwhere on the fucking internet - here is my guide

So I was wrong about the knocking the FAP update off the page

Seems as this post knocks the FAP update off the page...

Yup, you guessed it, Michelle Marsh is the official BT face for VoIP services.

The REAL reason I logged in today..

From March Apparently

"I'm sending in attachment the photo of this unbelievable bus stop ad created by the firm 3M in Vancouver (Canada).

It is part of a marketing campaign about their security glass.

So what they did is to put $150.000 (Canadian dollars, I guess) inside a modified bus stop ad that they claim to be unbreakable.

It is being said that lots of folks have (unsuccessfully) tried to smash the glass with golf clubs or baseball bats.

Supposedly, a local TV is airing some clips of people desperately trying to get the money."

I soooooooooooooo fucking swear

not to let this post become a rant about the fucking daily mail, but this was too good to miss....


















"When Linda Green turns up at the maternity hospital, midwives treat her as one of the family. Which is hardly surprising, since she has had no fewer than 14 children of her own.

Mrs Green, 45, has spent ten-and-a-half years of her life pregnant.

The ages of her sons and daughters range from two to 25 - and she also has two grandchildren"
...and then...


England Shirts - Making Casual Racism Socially Acceptable

"Mrs Green and her husband Graham, an engineer, had daughter Kelly in 1980. Since then she has given birth to Stacey, 23, Gavin, 21, Melissa, 19, Kim, 17, Chantelle, 15, Ben, 14, Oliver, 12, Portia, 11, Macauley, ten, Preston, seven, Octavia, five, Blake, four, and Ellesse, two"

Oh, it gets better

"Here's a day in the life of Linda Green:
6.50am: Mrs Green gets up after less that five hours of sleep
7am: Wakes Chantelle, Ben, Oliver and Portia
7.30: Makes breakfast for the above four and plays with younger ones if they wake up
8am: Takes Macauley, Preston, Octavia and Blake to primary school breakfast club
8.30am: Gets Ellesse ready for nursery. Picks up Stacey and takes her to work. Takes grandchildren Jasmine and Mikail to nursery with Ellesse
9am: Cleans up breakfast things and tidies house
11am: Picks up toddlers from nursery
Midday: Makes lunch
1pm: Spends afternoon either at a toddlers' group or at home
3.05pm: Youngsters return from school
4.30pm: Prepares tea
5.30pm: Supervises children's homework
6pm: Starts putting younger children to bed
8pm: Bedtime for the older four
11pm: Starts chores
Midnight: Washing, ironing and laying out of school uniforms
2am: Goes to bed

FOR FUCKING FUCKS SAKE, IF YOU FUCKING STOPPED POPPING KIDS LIKE THEY WERE GOING OUT OF FUCKING FASHION THEN YOUR STUPID BENEFIT-CLAIMING, SLACK-MINGED, VICTORIAN-FASHIONED, MIMIC-OF-THAT-SKETCH-FROM-THE-MEANING-OF-LIFE, UGLY-CHAV-ASS MIGHT, AND I REPEAT - MIGHT, STAND A CHANCE OF GETTING MORE THAN FOUR-AND-A-HALF-HOURS SLEEP A NIGHT.

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE EARLY

YOUR HOUSE MUST FUCKING STINK OF BABY SHIT

WHEN DO YOU GET TIME TO FUCKING SHAG FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?

Other than that, badgers nadgers wish the family the best of luck with child 15, this one might be the next Peter Andre if you are lucky....

Gangsta Gadgets

This is a bit old now, but for those who haven't seen it..




















Ipod Spinner




















Laptop Lowrider





















Tony Router

More Here

More art.com fun

A reader all the way from ESPAGNE has forwarded this artwork for you purusal...

Clicky Deigo Dogturd

What they had not taken into account is the fact that t'internet is a FUCKING ONE WAY STREET WHEN YOU ARE IN CHARGE.

Rolf Harris Should Retire Now

I tries to embed this stuff but it failed, so here is some lame ass screencap...



Yes, I forgot the tits on the ladyboy

More Art Here

Clicky!

Woooo! I won a prize

I made some art - see my official waremark in the corner!

How to Fold A T-Shirt

Guess who worked out how to steal flash from other sites without all the adverts and pop-up crap.....

Unfortunately you need to hit refresh to see it again...

Super FAP Update #0002

Freshly Squeezed Juice



I'm going to shoot you right between the eyes



Must be a Carny


She is smiling because she knows her crack is coming....



This I can't explain (hope it's shopped)


Eat your greens


Do you reckon she makes a crazy frog "Ying-ying-ying-ying-ying-ying-yong"

Interlude

Super FAP Update #0001